ways to annoy people

yeah, yeah i know all my last post have been all joke and funny stuff, nothing about my life or anything, but i rekon the world would be a better place if there was more laughter.. anyways here are 20 ways to annoy people


1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
3.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
4.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
5.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
6.Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 7.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
8.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
9.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10.Drum on every available surface.
11.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
12.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
13.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
14.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
15.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
16.Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
17.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
18.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
19.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
20.nvite lots of people to other people's parties.